No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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