THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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