Midget sex pt 2 tonight
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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