sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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