gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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