she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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