why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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