awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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