It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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