i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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