She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
