thus making me awesome and them whores
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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