He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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