i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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