god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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