i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
why is half of my head shaved?
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