He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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