So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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