ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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