It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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