Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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