did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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