quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I intend to get homeless drunk
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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