It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
