What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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