Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Are we in a gay sports bar?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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