Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
It's just like the Real World with babies
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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