I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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