Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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