Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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