your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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