she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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