He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
