Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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