Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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