Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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