There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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