My brain says no but my pants say off.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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