I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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