i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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