I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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