She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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