she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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