Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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