their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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