with your own penis?
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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