it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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