: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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