I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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