i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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