Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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