My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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