I think I am morally bankrupt
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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