I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
