I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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